BEST SALAD EVER!

So I had a stroke of awesomeness yesterday while eating lunch.  I had gotten one of those premade salad things from the grocery store and it had been in the fridge for a few days.  I went to eat it yesterday at work and the lettuce looked all funky so I decided to throw it out...but I was still hungry.  What should I do?  All that was left in the salad was ham, bacon and eggs with blue cheese dressing.  I can't possibly eat just those...how unhealthy!  Psh, screw being healthy and let me just tell you now...BEST SALAD IN THE HISTORY OF SALADS EVERYWHERE, FOREVER, THE END!! 

Texas

YAY! im finally getting to go to texas to see the boyfriend graduate from basic training XD  i had another picture planned for today but i didnt get it finished cause i forgot to buy stuff for the trip sooo i had to do that last night instead :D goooo me! haha.  if it makes you feel any better i did get pinned between someone elses shopping cart and a shelf.  apparently they "lost control of the cart"....ITS A FREAKING SHOPPING CART! HOW DOES IT PIN SOMEONE AGAINST A SHELF ON ITS OWN?! whaaatever...i secretly tore his head off in my brain...


PS - i realized i hadnt edited the picture when i posted it so i had to fix it. haha losing my mind :D

Ashfly

Ashquote of the Day #1

You No Sees Me

We've got a lot of people in the office today so I keep trying to figure out ways I can dodge them all.  I saw this box half broken in the kitchen and the temptation to crawl in it was so great I actually stood in it.  I heard someone coming though and I jumped out of the box like a spaz, only to make lots of noise so naturally everyone had to see what the psycho was up to.  I played it cool though (as much as a person jumping out of a box CAN play it cool...).  They all pretty much just peered in to see what was wrong and i told them I dropped a roll of paper towels.  Pretty sure no one bought it but hey whatever! Iz be hidin! I do what i want!

How Ya Like Me Now

i didnt get a chance to work on the part of the story so you get randomness :D